Anaheim, California
A fan of the Anaheim Ducks has come forward after being constantly cyber-bullied for not irrationally hating fourth-line center, Derek Grant. The fan, who wishes to remain anonymous, states, “enough is enough”. “I’m pretty indifferent when it comes to (Derek) Grant; I don’t love him and I don’t hate him. He’s a professional hockey player. I work in customer service”, the fan informed me after claiming that digital flaming bags of poo where left on the doorsteps of his Twitter and Facebook inboxes with notes such as,
“yOu NeVeR pOsT nEgAtIvE h8 CoMmEnTs AbOuT gRaNt wHeNeVeR dA dUcKs SoCiAl MeDiA tEaM bReAtHeS!!”
The fan reports that the first message was sent moments after they liked a post that the Anaheim Ducks shared of defensemen, Hampus Lindholm’s adorable dogs.
“The damn post had nothing to do with Derek Grant…I just love puppies!” exclaimed the fan who hopes that such irrational madness online ends soon.
UPDATE: another fan has anonymously come forward after they fell victim to a walk-by wet Willy immediately after stating that Ducks head coach, Dallas Eakins, wears shoes fearing that such a horrible offense was due to not saying that Eakins is a terrible coach who only belongs in the AHL
