tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19296801020788462292024-02-19T22:37:30.251-08:00Out Of The Pondgcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-84516660115989092702021-11-09T21:20:00.002-08:002021-11-09T21:21:41.472-08:00 Sports Fan Cyberbullied For Not Irrationally Hating Specific Player<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcefx8H_jIJ30NmsehCRvUwVUu2CGmabuwxL1zY4QusG9ZUJdANuaEK7PHmJ8DJDYWa3Zrv-aGQX0_288pmIo_YFeLbYOoCfnEPppombsQCS_kNhrMoMPc6LNGv-n9Xm1Oq3Tbg1WeBus2/s1280/ducks-victim.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="1280" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcefx8H_jIJ30NmsehCRvUwVUu2CGmabuwxL1zY4QusG9ZUJdANuaEK7PHmJ8DJDYWa3Zrv-aGQX0_288pmIo_YFeLbYOoCfnEPppombsQCS_kNhrMoMPc6LNGv-n9Xm1Oq3Tbg1WeBus2/s320/ducks-victim.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>
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<p style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">The fan reports that the first message was sent moments after they liked a post that the Anaheim Ducks shared of defensemen, Hampus Lindholm’s adorable dogs. </p>
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<p style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;">“The damn post had nothing to do with Derek Grant…I just love puppies!” exclaimed the fan who hopes that such irrational madness online ends soon. </p>
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<p style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue"; font-stretch: normal; line-height: normal; margin: 0px;"><b>UPDATE</b>: another fan has anonymously come forward after they fell victim to a walk-by wet Willy immediately after stating that Ducks head coach, Dallas Eakins, wears shoes fearing that such a horrible offense was due to not saying that Eakins is a terrible coach who only belongs in the AHL</p>gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com0Anaheim, CA, USA33.8365932 -117.91430125.5263593638211574 -153.0705512 62.146827036178848 -82.7580512tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-76752139548913340562018-09-19T12:00:00.000-07:002018-09-18T20:08:04.240-07:00Left-Winger For Hire<div class="separator" style="clear: both;">
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue" , "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Anaheim Ducks Hockey Club looking to hire a new semi-professional not so much experienced hockey player to fill a position as 3rd-line (but should really be 4th line) left winger. </span></div>
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Welcome back, hockey fans.</div>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">[RC:"I'm still here, bitches!" Photo: Greg Beacham]</td></tr>
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<b>Wake me up when the next two September's end.</b><br />
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It's unfortunately true, Ducks fans. Anaheim's plan of seeing head coach Randy Carlyle get the boot by being swept in the first round did not pay off, and it was recently announced by General Manager Bob "What The Fuck Are You Playing At?" Murray, that RC would still remain coach for the next upcoming season. On the smaller bright side, the team also announced that defensive/penalty killing coach, Trent Yawney, would not come back.<br />
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During exit interviews with the media at the Honda Center, GMBM stated the team need to "play faster" and hopes that his chum Randy can dump & chase his players into doing exactly that with continuing to employ his system which is still stuck in 2007. Carlyle was heard off the record stating, "I can rally these stupid kids! The game is all about puck possession, and with the help of our slow & aging vets, we'll out dump & chase the opposition!" Carlyle was also heard saying that he plans to convince Bob Murray into signing Jared Boll to a 5-year extension with a No-Movement Clause. "These assholes on my bench need to learn that grit is the key. If they want to see some ice time, they'll need to prove that they belong on the top two lines!"<br />
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Of course, it's still way too early to predict the outcome of next year, but I'm pretty certain that it's going to be filled with 82 games of failed defensive zone exits by future Anaheim Ducks defenseman, Jack Johnson. Time to drink myself into a coma in hopes I don't come out of it until summer of 2019.<br />
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Go Ducks!<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">[Getzy: "Joe, I was thinking of YOU when I smooched Melker." Photo: Randy Vazquez/Bay Area News Group]</td></tr>
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<b>Boy, that was quick.</b><br />
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It’s been just over a day since Anaheim ended their post season after being swept by the "still stuck in the 90’s" San Jose Sharks - a series that only lasted less than a full week.<br />
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While many Ducks fans are still feeling the sting and are mourning the fact that being swept has not happened since 1999 after the Detroit Red Wings sent them packing in a haste, I for one am proud. Proud because the Ducks decided to do such a sacrificial act in hopes that their archaic system using head coach, Randy “Big Boy Hockey” Carlyle, will be fired for the 2nd time in this upcoming offseason.<br />
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My super secret undercover sources confirmed whispers of the team discussing throwing the series. “Alright fellas, we’re gonna dump & chase RC to the unemployment line!”, one player excitedly hushed. While next years potential 4th line players quickly low-fived each other with the idea of being able to play more than 4 minutes a game. The boys showed such dedication to their plan as it unfolded in dumpster fire glory with plays such as being offsides on purpose during a goal which was called back, waiting until the final moment of the second period to score just a millisecond after the buzzer had sounded off, Nick Ritchie being Nick Ritchie, and Corey Perry "attempting" to score by shooting directly at Sharks goaltender Martin Jones' pads.<br />
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It was all complete when San Jose forward and noted dirty player, Tomas Hertl, scored the game-winning goal just a little over 2 minutes after Andrew Cogliano had tied things up. A play which would come from an "accidental" turnover in Anaheim's defensive zone by Ducks captain, Ryan Getzlaf, who even managed to show his appreciation for the opponents by kissing Melker Karlsson during an intentional collision.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">[Corey Perry watches on in jealousy as Getzlaf frenches Karlsson. Still via Reddit]</td></tr>
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And now as we're removed from their heroic display in the first round, we Anaheim faithful will wait these next passing days for any announcement by Ducks general manager, "Barstool" Bob Murray, in hopes that he bought it all. Once again, I for one stand proud of my team who are not only hockey players but the bravest martyrs in this franchises history.<br />
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See you next season!<br />
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Go Ducks!gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-66355132734717727462018-04-12T08:33:00.000-07:002018-04-12T08:33:29.075-07:00Ducks v Sharks Playoffs Series Preview...In Pictures<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">[Bad ass classic cartoon by @earlsleek]</td></tr>
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<b>Round One. Ducks v Sharks: Hella California Hatred</b><br />
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It's finally here: the 2017/2018 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs! Somehow, and Anaheim managed to make it! Crazier yet, they took 2nd place in the Pacific (thank GOD! No Pacific Division Title).<br />
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Anaheim will match-up against the San Jose Sharks in what will be a repeat of the 2009 post-season first round which Anaheim took in 6 games. I figured I'd go ahead and pump out a sweet preview but you're all (the 2 of you) in for a treat! This year, I'll be doing a preview of key Sharks players that the Ducks will need to look out for!<br />
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The Sharks captain (10th one in like 2 seasons) is as cute as they come with that dream-like smile who will fool you and can cause damage. A solid-sexy player. I couldn't find a photo of a hot Shark, so Ive opted to use a cute drawing of one<br />
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<b>Brent Burns</b><br />
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There's no other way to say, but this #1 high-caliber defenseman is as good as they come. Removed from living on the streets when San Jose made one of the most charitable moves, he no longer lives out of a box.<br />
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Despite being one if the ugliest dudes I've ever seen and sustaining his fair share of injuries these past few seasons, this Sharks alternate captain has proven that nothing will keep him down, and he's good. He has the ability to paralyze you with his train-wreck looks before putting one in the back of the net. Ducks goaltender, John Gibson, will need all that it takes to divert his eyes if Couture gets a breakaway.</div>
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This Stanley Cup champion who hoisted a Cup when he was changing LA Kings goaltender Jonathan Quicks diapers in 2014 took the Sharks to the finals the following year where they lost to the Pittsburg Penguins. Will he have what it takes this season? We shall find out. For now, someone give the kid a sandwich.</div>
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I know that there are other key players to the Sharks lineup, but I don't feel like including them. What I do know is that this should be an exciting series. I'm just glad Anaheim won't have to see those inbred bastards from Nashville until the WCF.<br />
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Game one starts tonight at 7:30. You can see it on your national NBC network channels such as the DYI network/Golf Channel or some dumb crap like that.<br />
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It's the last game of the 2017-2018 NHL regular season, and if you would have told me two months ago that Anaheim would be in the playoffs, I would've requested that you take a drug test expecting positive results for every dirty hardcore narcotic out on the streets. Surprisingly enough (and for the 6th consecutive time), the Anaheim Ducks have clinched a spot into the post season. </div>
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As they say, "the 'fif' time's the charm"! The Anaheim Ducks are on their way to the Western Conference Finals for the 2nd time in 2 years after breaking the "Game 7 Curse" and defeating the Deadmonton Oilers in Round 2! The one thing I took from these past couple of rounds is the assumption that in order to be a resident of Alberta, one must vow to think that the NHL is rigged, and one must always blame the refs. Either way, suck it, Oilers!</div>
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The focus now shifts to the conference finals match-up with Game 1 starting tonight in Anaheim, which will be a repeat of last years first round, and the second leg of what I have previously dubbed, "The Eyesore Series". The opponent: the Trashville Predators. Paint It Orange versus whatever the fuck those hicks call using their piss-yellow jerseys and stupid chants accompanied with banjos. </div>
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With the Ducks making hasty work by sweeping those <a href="http://outothepond.blogspot.com/2017/04/stanley-cup-playoffs-series-preview.html" target="_blank">Perverts from Calgary</a>, they prepare for the second round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs where they'll match up against...ugh...another team from that wasteland, aka Alberta, the Deadmonton Oilers. </div>
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As I disclaimed at the beginning of this post, the content will be explicit, and the reason is because the team that the Ducks will take on in the first round are none other than those disgustingly-despicable perverts from Calgary who, for all these years, have deceived the world by disguising their logo with the letter C when in fact they're actually using a phallic symbol engulfed in flames. Allow me to show you the shocking proof which I've highlighted:</div>
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The evidence is appallingly clear, and their use of an immature penis logo is downright distasteful. Flames owner, Nasty Murray Edwards, should be ashamed of himself! Especially with the troubling fact that the these pervs from Calgary employ 11 year old star forward, Johnny Gaudreau. Absolutely classless. But hey, what do you expect from a club that's captained by Dustin Brown's School of <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/mark-giordano-takes-cam-fowler-knee-knee-hit-video-045648852.html" target="_blank">Making Dirty Knee-On-Knee Hits Look Like Accidents</a> alumni Mark Giordano?</div>
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It started with the <a href="https://outothepond.blogspot.com/2016/10/the-dustin-brown.html" target="_blank">tragic removal of captaincy</a> to the biggest douche noodle who has ever worn the letter, Dustin "Whoops! Those Were Your Knees??" Brown. It seemed as though his constant applying of wet-willies and non-stop team bench crop dusting was just too much forcing GM Lombardi to give Frankenstein looking enthusiast, Anze Kopitar, a promotion which help the new Cap'n reach a careers best recording an awe-inspiring 12G/40A for this season. Los Angeles' herculean march to the putting green was assisted when Jonathan Quick manage to temper tantrum his way to a groin injury which sidelined him for 4 1/2 months. Peter Budaj was called upon to fill the #1 goaltending void, and held his own so well that he was rewarded by being traded to Tampa Bay for a struggling Ben Bishop. The Kings also decided to throw their hat in the Geriatrics ring by picking up Metamucil advocate, Jerome Iginla, in hopes of pulling the team into actual playoff contention! Fortunately, the ship had already sprung leaks and was taking on water. </div>
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gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-7355079340192229642016-11-01T08:47:00.000-07:002016-11-01T08:47:16.959-07:00Ducks Gameday: Quick/Trump 2016<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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The 2016/2017 NHL regular season is well underway by just hitting the ten-game mark, and Ducks/Kings fans are about to get a taste of blood being that tonight will be the first game of Southern California's "Freeway Series". With both teams and fan bases prepping for what will definitely be an intense game, it is without a doubt a very special one because as you all know, it's just one week before what could be the apocalypse. Yes, the 2016 Presidential Election is upon us - the end of this nation is possibly nigh. </div>
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With that, I cannot help but notice a stark similarity between Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, and Los Angeles Kings netminder, Jonathan Quick. It's known that both have been very successful in their roles - Trump has made tons o' money, and Quick is known to be one of the top goal tenders in hockey with helping his team in winning the Stanley Cup twice. But those aren't the similarities that I'm talking about, it's undeniable that the biggest trait the two share is their ability to be the biggest man-babies the world has come to know.</div>
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No matter how you look at it, it's annoyingly astonishing how both Trump and Quick have an uncanny resemblance in their skills as being the biggest babies in this country, if not the planet. Maybe Pence should step aside so that Jonathan Quick can be Trumps running-mate for this years election. They can change the slogan of, "Make America Great Again" to plainly this:</div>
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<i>While the beautiful and studly Cory Rosas is deepening his connection with the late John Denver out at Rocky Mountain National Park, I have been questionably called upon to fill in for the next couple of Ducks Gamedays at <a href="http://battleofcali.com/" target="_blank">BoC</a>. It feels like Christmas has come early</i>. </div>
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Tonight, the Ducks take on the visiting Blue Jackets, and I was going to write about how Columbus is a terrible, vile place, but I needed to write about something that I'm passionate about. Though it has nothing to do with hockey, it still irks me and it does have something to do with the state of Ohio (in Cleveland, to be exact). No, it's not about the Indians or the Cavaliers - I've got a bone to pick with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because of this...</div>
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Seriously, they've inducted Green Day for fuck's sake, and the Cure are constantly snubbed! Robert Smith's catalog is extensive, and the band have released at least thirty records! Yes! 30! How the hell can you say no to the dude that wrote Standing On A Beach, Disintegration, Pornography...just to name a few?! And don't even get me started with Depeche Mode who are still waiting to be inducted as well, it's an atrocity. I'll just say this, get your shit together, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!</div>
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gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-7481287176129644362016-10-13T08:15:00.000-07:002016-10-13T08:15:37.476-07:00Crap: the Ducks regular season starts today.<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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Tonight, it will be game one of eighty-two for the Anaheim Ducks who once again start their season out on the road in Dallas against the Stars, and many pundits have predicted that it will be a very long season with the club barely squeezing themselves into a playoff spot if not missing the post-season altogether. The firing of Boudreau/hiring of Randy Carlyle, the immense head scratching acquisition of Jared Boll, and the shenanigans surrounding GMBM & Swedish Hold-Out Mafia (well, duo) have lead said pundits to assist in making their ill-fated predictions for Anaheim. For Ducks fans, a heavy cloud of uncertainty for this upcoming season can definitely be felt, and the tension is palpable. Now, I'm not one for predictions (because they're usually very wrong), but if you really want to know my feelings about how the Ducks will fare this season, I will gladly tell you with a simple query: </div>
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Now, both supply a high amount of booze which anyone would be happy in choosing to stock up their fridge and/or liquor cabinet. BevMo! has a very good variety of hard hooch, however, I feel that Total Wine has a better selection of craft beer. Also, I have been very happy with the customer service that Total Wine gives, and they do have a walk-in cooler for self selected kegs, and they seem to showcase season releases more than their competitors. For me, the biggest advantage that Total Wine has over BevMo! is that there's one right across the street from where I work, and that's why I choose them over other places.</div>
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So, if you're wondering, "what the hell does this have to do with how you feel the Ducks will perform this season??" It's easy, these places (along with local OC breweries) will be getting a lot of my money either before, during, or after every single Ducks game to help me sadly cope with what could easily be a very, very long season. Liver, you best be ready.</div>
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gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-89672339199104566512016-10-02T09:17:00.000-07:002016-10-02T09:17:50.749-07:00The Dustin Brown "Tragedy"<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<i>As the NHL pre-season continues, I am once again given the honor to contribute to <a href="http://battleofcali.com/" target="_blank">Battle of California</a> for today's Ducks matchup with the visiting LA <strike>Convicts</strike> Kings. Thanks again...suckas! </i></div>
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He wore the 'C' for eight seasons with the Los Angeles Kings where he led them to two Stanley Cup championships (something that couldn't even happen with The Great One). Known for his physical play, not being brighter than a six year old, and having gigantic forehead; he thought he had it all. That was until his team's management decided to strip away his beloved captaincy before handing it off to Anze "Perma-Scarlet Fever Lookin'" Kopitar. </div>
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Many have speculated the reason behind the lost of captaincy for Brown has been because of the apparent decline in his production while still being paid a whopping $7MM in his annual NHL salary. But that's not it. A "source" has informed me that Dustin Brown simply let it all go to his overgrown head. A team mate of his (who has requested to remain anonymous) has come forward with the real reasons as to why Brown is no longer team captain.</div>
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"I don't know, man. He just started to become an even bigger douchebag than he normally is", stated his anonymous team mate who also claims that Brown spent endless hours in the team lounge shoving unbelievable amounts of Pizza Combos in his mouth whilst playing Call of Duty and breaking promises to let other team mates play by shouting, "I'm the captain! My console! My turn!" Claims also include drinking liters upon liters of Mountain Dew - Code Red, always choosing to play Limp Bizkit at high volume levels in the locker room, shooting spit wads into Drew Doughty's missing teeth gap, and constantly hazing the rookies. His anonymous team mate recalls, "I stopped carpooling with (Dustin) Brown after one too many times where he would lock his windows and turn on his heater before starting to rip the grossest milk-farts you can ever imagine. The stench was absolutely unbearable."</div>
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gcducksfanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11265341555267633497noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1929680102078846229.post-55936545272707357982016-09-27T08:50:00.000-07:002016-09-27T08:50:54.045-07:00It's happening again...<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<i>Good news, everyone! Not only is this my first post on OotP for the new season, those lovely cats over at <a href="http://www.battleofcali.com/" target="_blank">BoC</a> will also be posting this on their site! A highly questionable decision, of course!</i></div>
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All 30 teams have begun their training camps, this past weekend, the Anaheim Ducks began theirs. I was able to attend a couple of practices, and let me tell you, the air in the room was definitely different this time around. Things have changed a lot since we've last seen the group of players who disappointed so many of it's fans when they were dispatched in 7 games by the Nashville Predators - an all too familiar let down which is now a regular thing. So with that, GMBM decided to fire then head coach Bruce Boudreau in place of running back to his ol' ex-lover, Randy Fucking Carlyle. My description of how things felt at Anaheim Ice can be best described in one word: uncertainty. </div>
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<li>The donuts from The Donut Man are tasty! So is my coffee from Ink + Bean!</li>
<li>Time to start: D-zone breakout drill (RCs head still looks like the bottom of a decomposing eggplant)</li>
<li>RC loves to yell</li>
<li>Dannis - no shot at making the team</li>
<li>We gonna trade Fowler or what??</li>
<li>This years ever so motivating motto: "'Good enough is the death of greatness'"... No, I'm not joking.</li>
<li>Group 1 w/ Fowler, Stoner, Julis, PTOs(who won't be here come start of the season), Montour</li>
<li>Mayray/Vermette: some of the new dudes</li>
<li>Dump n Chase. That's new, right?</li>
<li>Jared Boll: our lord and savior</li>
<li>World Cup of Ugly Ass Jerseys players not here</li>
<li>Cogs and Boll on the same line for past couple of practices - welcome to the 4th line, Corgs! But let's be honest, it's RC so it will be the 1st line.</li>
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<li>Man, I could use a nap right about now</li>
<li>Bernier has some of the weakest calves that I've ever seen. Wear pants, dude.</li>
<li>Skating in circles for 15 mins = hard nips cause it's cold</li>
<li>It's over. I need beer.</li>
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"In prison systems, work release programs allow a prisoner who is sufficiently trusted or can be sufficiently monitored to leave confinement to continue working at their current place of employment, returning to prison when their shift is complete. The concept was introduced in Wisconsin in 1913 under a law written by state senator Henry Huber. The program is often referred to locally as the 'Huber Law' program."</div>
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First, I'd like to start off by saying that although I am a Ducks fan, I am also a fan of you because I recognize the talent that you possess out on the ice. Sure, some might say that I have a raging man-crush going on here, and you know what? I have no problem in admitting that I do. Ok, we've got that out there - the ice is broken. With all that being said, I wanted to ask, nay, I wanted to beg you for this one simple thing:</div>
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As you may know, so far the Ducks haven't had their best season, and the team are struggling for offense. I've seen what you can do when playing along side Gezlaf and Perry: you three have done damage on a line together during international play such as the Winter Olympics. Hell! Even I'm not the only one who knows what a perfect fit you are with the Twins! Pierre LeBrun mentioned it in a piece just this past September when <a href="http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/13715943/2015-16-nhl-season-preview-anaheim-ducks-find-third-wheel-their-top-line" target="_blank">previewing Anaheim's upcoming season</a>. Not only do I feel that you will find success in playing here, you will no longer have to live in that God awful "Home of George W. Bush" aka Texas! You also won't have to deal with that annoying #Bang moron and his terrible taste in crappy 80's blazers. If you're a fan of Austin, then hey! We have the hipsterest of all hipsters in Silverlake and Echo Park! And if the whole conservative-republican Texan thing is your deal, well, you'll feel right at home in Orange County! It will be a win-win situation for all of us. Look, it's obvious you belong here, because I'm pretty sure Getzy's no-look back passes are intended for you and you only.</div>
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<i>People! I've hit the big-time (if you wanna call it that)! Today, I make my debut for the beloved <a href="http://www.battleofcali.com/" target="_blank">Battle of California</a>! I'd like to share the post here on today's OOTP. So, if you love redundancy, you can read it on two separate sites! Merry Christmas, everyone!</i> </div>
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The four-game win streak would begin on November 1st against the child predator himself (Mike Ribiero) and his team from Nashville. Wins against the Florida Panthers, Columbus Blue Jackets, and Anaheim's foes from that hella crap town in the north (San Jose) would be a part of the streak. That is until finally ending on November 9 against the Arizona Coyotes in dramatic fashion where Ducks Cap'n Ryan Getzlaf decided to help out the Yotes winning in OT by displaying an amazing no-look pass behind him through his legs to opposing, yes, opposing Mikkel Boedker who then won the game on a breakaway goal. No amount of booze can erase that memory, I've tried. </div>
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<b>Inspirational Music:</b></div>
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With the folly of this season's Anaheim Ducks record, I give you one of the dumbest Christmas songs I have ever stumbled upon:</div>
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<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">The Ducks ended November on a high note at home the other night when they blanked the Vancouver Canucks in a game that would see the final score of 4-0. November proved to be a better month than a crummy October, however, Anaheim have shown that they are being consistently...well..inconsistent. With each few steps they've taken forward, the team will then take a few big steps back. In my last post, they were on the road for 5 of 6 games. They beat the Canes (4-1), los<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">t</span> to Nashville the next night (2-3), w<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">o</span>n in Florida (3-1), <span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">were</span> embarrassed by the Lightning (0-5), doused the Flames (5-3), and los<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">t</span> yet again to Phoenix (2-4). Anaheim w<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">ent</span> against Chicago in their annual Black Friday game at home, which the Ducks dominated the Hawks for a good 58 mins. But being that this years Ducks team is this years Ducks team, their 2-goal shutout lead w<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">as</span> quickly erased when the team collapsed in the <span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">final</span> 2 minutes <span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">by</span> goals from Marian Hossa and Duncan Keith<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">. </span>To no surprise, Chicago w<span style="font-family: "helvetica neue light" , , "helvetica" , "arial" , sans-serif;">o</span>n in OT with a final score of 2-3.</span></div>
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With December just underway, the first game for Anaheim will be tonight, and their visiting opponent will be the Lightning for their final match-up of the season. During the recent road trip, it was announced that Freddie was heavily under the weather due to the flu, and John Gibson was called up (who took over when starter Khudobin was pulled in the game against Calgary). Tonight will be his 4th start in row while Freddie continues to get to 100%. Gibson's done rather well, so there's no need to rush Mr. Andersen, but that doesn't mean that the face-palming asinine battle of Freddie v Gibby among Ducks fans has ceased. No, unfortunately, we still have to put up with it. Keeping either Freddie or Gibby won't be the answer to the Ducks problems. What they need to do is be consistent with winning, and now is the time to do so. The Black Friday game was the start of 6 games at home, and with the win against the Nucks, Anaheim are 1-0-1. They're still in a spot to have the ability of climbing up in a not-so-great Pacific division. If they can take advantage of this home-stand, then things will definitely be promising if not very good, but the task won't be easy. Anaheim were blanked by the Lightning just a couple of weeks ago, then their next opponents will be the Sharks and the Pens before finally playing the Canes in the final game at home prior to hitting the road for 4-games. Whatever they do, let's hope Anaheim continues to take steps forward and none back. </div>
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It has been reported that Nate Thompson could make his season debut tonight who had shoulder surgery this past summer, and Jiri Sekac has been practicing with the team lately since he was injured in November from a sprained ankle. All signs point to Thompson playing tonight, Maroon will be the odd man out. It's still unseen as to who Sekac will replace, but we'll let the team worry about that. </div>
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The Ducks have embarked on a road trip that will see them play the next 5-games out of 6 away from the Pond. Last night, they faced an equally struggling team: the Carolina Hurricanes. It would be a strong victory for the lads from Anaheim that saw goals scored by Horcoff (when the puck deflected off his skate and was ruled good because it was not kicked in), Vats (off a beautiful fake shot that Canes dman Ron Hainsey bought before Vats moved around him to wrist it by goaltender Eddie Lack), Swagelin-Hagelin (who scored on a wrap around when the puck hit the heel of Lacks stick that sent it through his 5-hole), and Getzlaf (finally scoring his first goal of the season on an empty net). Khudobin was the starter, and only conceded one goal. Final score: 4-1. Swags would have a strong bounce-back game earning the nights 1st star with 3 points from a goal and two assists. The Ducks definitely took advantage of Carolina's young blueline. </div>
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Tonight, Anaheim will be on the second end of a back-to-back when they roll into Nashville to play the Predators who could be wearing their piss-yellow sweaters (thankfully, this will be the last match up of the season so parents won't have to hide their teenage daughters from Ribeiro...until next season). More than likely, it will be a goal tending duel of Frandersen versus Rinne. Before the Ducks departed Anaheim, news broke of call-ups from the San Diego Gulls. Forwards Nick Ritchie and Michael Sgarbossa joined the big team, and last night, Ritchie would get his NHL debut on a line with Kesler and Stewart registering 10:39 TOI with zeros across the board except for a few good hits. Ducks would also call-up dman Holzer to take place of Josh Manson due to having the flu, and as of this morning: dman Shea Theodore. With the players coming up from the A, Ducks had to place forward Chris Wagner on waivers before sending him down to the Gulls, a trip he never made. Colorado Avalanche swooped in taking him from the clutches of Barstool Bob which made a lot of Ducks fans moan and groan about poor team management and blah blah blah. Apparently, they didn't understand the rules. </div>
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Hopefully, Anaheim can ride the momentum of last night's win and play a solid game. Sadly, I'll have to watch a replay later on tonight when I get home from work, but I'll definitely be listening. Priorities, people!</div>
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